Some of y’all need to ship yourselves with some common sense
This week on Tumblr:
It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.
i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed
i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police
IT’S MID-APRIL, I’M DONE WITH THIS.
annie just tried to use her touch screen to google ‘why is my touch screen not working’ what a MORON, AMIRITE?
"whats tumblr? what do you do on there?"