bellecosby:

Some of y’all need to ship yourselves with some common sense 

decibelsandpaperbacks:

This week on Tumblr:

It’s a metaphor. You’re a metaphor. I’m a metaphor. Your keybord is a metaphor. Everything is a metaphor. The universe is turning into one giant metaphor on a molecular scale. Run. It’s too late.

turkey-imported-from-maine:

firelorcl:

meladoodle:

i wanna be a reverse tooth fairy where i rob people and then scatter human teeth on their bed

a dentist

i dont know what your dentist is doing to you but i think you need to go to the police


owlturdcomix:

IT’S MID-APRIL, I’M DONE WITH THIS.


(Source: aprilsplaza)

#poutine


shelbysbutt:

gabydunn:

#kingbaby

omg

(Source: obsessedwiththeroyals)

headlight-fluid:

annie just tried to use her touch screen to google ‘why is my touch screen not working’ what a MORON, AMIRITE?

queeniecouncil:

"whats tumblr? what do you do on there?"

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lintufriikki:

Grunt is such a wonderful boy. :’) higher res here~

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